Hi! I’m Connie.
I’ve been on the internet a long while (like, once upon Windows 3.1 ago).
I launched this blog in November 2014 as a collection of my personal anecdotes and attempts at creative writing. These days, it’s a hub for my online presence.
Thanks for being here, I guess.
You got questions? I got some answers.
I’m Connie, a person IRL. I am not a robot. I like to bake (and eat) bread, brew my own kombucha, play video games, and—more recently—stream on Twitch.
Honestly, it was a unique enough name that no one had claimed on social media yet, so I just took it after my old YouTube account received a copystrike. You can thank the lawyer folks at Fox Broadcasting Company for that.
For that cash money, I do growth marketing consulting and freelancing work. It’s cool. I get to work with a ton of fun companies without the commitment. You could say I’m a fast and loose gun for hire.
Sure, if it’s a good fit. You can check out my professional site at https://conniengo.com for more details.
I don’t collab on the first date. Let’s get to know each other first so we can figure out if working together is a good fit. As they say in marketing and sales, “nurture me”. While I’d prefer that you actually be a part of the community first (e.g., hang out in my Twitch streams, chat in the Discord server, etc.), you can also cold email me at email@example.com.
Currently, I go live on Twitch on Mondays and Wednesdays starting at about 4pm ET. If there are any changes to that schedule, I’ll post an announcement on the Discord server.
You can join the 🐏 Ram Fam 🐏 server with this nifty invite link. Make sure you read the intro and rules to get full access: https://discord.gg/8SVT7UwdpE
Really, the only thing I’d ask is for you to come hang out during my livestreams (or watch the VODs if the schedule doesn’t work for you)! But if you really want to offer your hard-earned $$$, you can contribute to my tip jar or subscribe to me on Twitch.
Sure—depends on what you want to accomplish. If you wanna hang out, ask me questions about life, etc., the best place to do that is on the Discord server (see link above).
If you wanna talk collabs or partnerships (e.g., more business-related stuff), I recommend becoming part of the community first. But you can also cold email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.